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8 a.m.: Really liking this quilt I made of recycled hundred-dollar bills that weren't crisp enough for spending. 8:02 a.m.: Hello, Oscar. J-Law's Journal By Josh Moss By our mid-October count, Jennifer Lawrence had appeared in 48 Courier-Journal "Buzz" columns in 2013 alone. The stories this magazine has missed! J-Law in Miss Dior ads. On the set of the perfectly named sequel Dumb and Dumber To. On the cover of Vogue's September cement block of an issue. In a black strapless Christian Dior gown, Brian Atwood platform pumps and a Jennifer Behr headband with birdcage veil at some gala. (Ed. note: Is the previous sentence in tongues? ) There have been big scoops like this: "Starworks just leaked an image of the forthcoming cover via Instagram, the Huffngton Post reports." And this: "Does Prince Harry have a crush on Jennifer Lawrence?" We at Louisville Magazine want Lawrence to be the (all things considered) normal 23-year-old she is, but not until we get in on the action. And according to a source who knew a friend of J-Law's dentist's cousin's daughter's teacher's plumber's rabbi, here, published for the frst time, is a page from her diary. It's no wonder Lawrence told Empire, a Brit flm magazine (the C-J reports), that she identifes with Katniss Everdeen, the role she reprises in the second installment of The Hunger Games, out Nov. 22. "There is a connection in that she doesn't feel like just part of the town anymore. Now everyone treats her like a celebrity," Lawrence told Empire, according to the — OK, enough of that. 2 p.m.: Random thought III — A magazine I'd actually like to be on the cover of is The Quilter Magazine. 2:15 p.m.: Charmin again! 8:03 a.m.: No idea where that silly Golden Globe is. 2:30 p.m.: "Hey, Jen, are you really gonna watch three episodes of Dance Moms you've already seen like a gazillion times?" Does a bear shit in the woods? 8:04 a.m.: Wave to the new C-J "Buzz" columnist staring at me through the window. 8:06 a.m.: "Oh, yes, it's so fab to be on the red carpet. Who am I wearing? This is Charmin." LOL! 8:25 a.m.: Bran Flakes. Yummy! 8:37 a.m.: Random thought — I hope they never put my face on the side of a building in downtown Louisville. I hate seeing pictures of myself. Just like most people. Don't you hate it when they plaster your face on posters for a hundred-million-dollar movie franchise? 9:03 a.m.: "Now I'm wearing a Crest toothbrush." 9:04 a.m.: Floss. 4:15 p.m.: Random thought IV — Just thinking about how Mitch McConnell gave my Oscar win a shout-out. Hunger Games question of the day: Is Congress more corrupt than the Capitol in post-apocalyptic Panem? Is Mitch the equivalent of President Coriolanus Snow? 5:15 p.m.: Stumble while sprinting to the bathroom and rip the Christian Dior gown I wear even when I'm at home. How SAG Awards of me! 5:16 p.m.: JK! I wear sweatpants around the house. Like a normal person. 9:20 a.m.: Lounge around in my favorite faded Kammerer Middle T-shirt. Ripped the tag off years ago, so I'm not sure which designer I'm wearing. 5:35 p.m.: Fruit Ninja!!!!!!!! 9:30 a.m.: Watch DVDs of myself on The Bill Engvall Show. Now isn't that just the strangest thing? I can't for the life of me remember who Bill Engvall is. 6 p.m.: Open pantry and — hey, Christa! How'd you get in there? No food, though. Winter's Bone-style squirrel with dusting of Funyun crumbs for dinner. 10:14 a.m.: Hear knocking coming from inside the cabinet beneath the television. Open it and — it's Christa Ritchie! Hey, girl! XOXO. Been wondering where you've been hiding since you left your post as the paper's "Buzz" columnist. 6:08 p.m.: Random thought V — That movie I was in with Mel Gibson, the one where he's always wearing a beaver puppet on his hand? The hell was that? 11:15 a.m.: Random thought II — I'd rank 'em in this order: Kimmel, Letterman, Fallon, Conan, Leno. 11:27 a.m.: Was I seriously on The Bill Engvall Show? Noon: Head for lunch on Bardstown Road. Walk four steps, distract drivers, cause 11 wrecks. 1 p.m.: Vanilla ice cream from the carton. 1:01 p.m.: 16 0 LOUISVILLE MAGAZINE 11.13 4 p.m.: Archery practice! 5:55 p.m.: Check the Internet so I can fnd out the name of my boyfriend. 6:30 p.m.: Friends text, invite me to see the premiere of Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Fun! 7 p.m.: Throw on a Walden Theatre hoodie. 7:01 p.m.: Head out the front door. Helicopters swirling overhead. News trucks. Somebody has rolled out a red carpet on the driveway. Eleven more car accidents. Is that the new "Buzz" columnist in the mailbox? Maybe I should use my Katniss-like bow-andarrow skills and…. 7:02 p.m.: Think I'll stay in tonight and watch Honey Boo Boo.