96 LOUISVILLE MAGAZINE 2.15
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LOUISVILLE IS
FOR LOVERS
Cut out and send to
your Valentine!
Love,
Sen. Rand Paul
Please Bee Mine
Dear West
Louisville,
I love you for
ignoring me when
you saw me in my
pajamas at the
Dirty Kroger
WE GO TOGETHER
LIKE A KFC
FAMOUS BOWL
™
AND HEART
DISEASE
You can be
my Valentine
if you answer
correctly:
Pitino
Coach Cal
May our
love be
eternal like
downtown
Louisville
highway
construction
This Valentine's Day,
I promise I won't
accidentally call you
Jennifer Lawrence
like last year.
I love you because
we both hate
going outside the
Watterson.
I'd run across
Dixie Highway
during rush
hour for you