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Owl lamp
Food truck
Beard
Willie Nelson on
the jukebox
Big band
always in your refrigerator? "Extra-sharp
Cheddar." What's on your weekly grocery
list? "I have never made a list. I only shop
for groceries when hungry and distressed."
Favorite cereal? "Cinnamon Life." If you were
a vegetable, what would you be? "Tuh-
mah-toh." If you were a fruit, what would
you be? "Tuh-may-toh." A kitchen tool you
couldn't live without? "Cheese slicer." What
dish do you make at home most often? "Do
sandwiches count?" Last drink you had? "A
Kentucky: Ale-8-One and Old Fo'." Favorite
cheap beer? "Modelo." First drink you ever
had? "Red wine in Italy. When in Rome."
Biggest drinking pet peeve? "Spilling drinks
on the dance foor." When do you know to
cut yourself off? "When it's late enough to be
early, it's time to go home."