104 LOUISVILLE MAGAZINE 12.14
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In a dank, hidden alley
Mighty leaders crept
Scorching evidence, emptying pockets
As Democrats wept.
Richy Riches, nasty ads put six more
On McConnell's stack of 30.
He's a master, they say
Of politics done dirty.
Hark! What's that?
Like Mega Cavern to zip line
And butcher to knife
Obama hooked up our Mayor for Life!
Jerry now roams the West Wing.
And the Randiest of Pauls holds
A Majority Leader's ear.
Good riddance, 2014, one funky year.
— Anne Marshall
Ode to 2014