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Is Mister Ed Available?
Anticipating the must-see- it-ness of Slugger Field's nostalgic, great-American- pastime promotion this August — monkeys wearing cowboy hats while riding collies (and, no, we're not making that up) — got us to thinking about other entertainment we'd like to see at the home of the Bats.
ÕA water-skiing squirrel (the Hamlet of animal acts. See: Anchorman.)
ÕA boxing kangaroo vs. the obnoxious guy in the bleachers who's already drooling drunk by the third
ÕMud-wrestling chipmunks (loser leaves town)
ÕGiant tortoise hurdles (ideal for an extended seventh-inning stretch)
ÕBlind mice corn-maze races ÕA cardinal and wildcat bludgeoning each other with Sluggers
ÕCow-tipping ÕCow-tipping by monkeys wearing cowboy hats…
Õ…while riding collies. ÕTouch-'em-all ferret herding ÕTats for cats (best Bats tattoo wins a free hot dog!)
ÕLlama-spitting contest — for distance and accuracy
ÕCollies wearing cowboy hats while riding monkeys
ÕPrairie dog ropin' ÕBunnies on roller skates ÕPotbelly, the Falls City-drinking pig! (Beer pong challenges accepted.)
ÕLemur laser tag ÕTwo words: Bear (no, not bare) wrestling.
ÕThree words: Blindfolded bear wrestling.
ÕWilliams vs. Beshear partisan pissing match (oops, already been done)
— Kane Webb 7.12 LOUISVILLE MAGAZINE [19] the only thing
i fight is ignorance
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