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9 0 LOUISVILLE MAGAZINE 4.14 Horsy/ longshot Owner. Never heard of this one. Mommy Daddy Nobody knows Daddy's dad Mommy's dad That's a year That's another year Like, life, man. So cool. Diet/ fasting My turf! Some sort of computer code Rich! Poor Can't mean "hung," can it? You tell us As in: "Your ability to read this was never in contention." Each line is that race's winning horse, second and third. No, that can't be right. Add up. That's how much you owe us. Prety sure these are jockeys or lawyers Really have no idea Your kid's math homework Temperature outside? We're being so juvenile Kentucky Derby! Hieroglyphics Churchill Downs "Wow!" without the second w Means the horse has been fasting for religious purposes Sun! Or is it Sunday? So sly That's the date of that race. C'mon, you knew that! 50 shades of? More math homework Gelding, which means he doesn't have his, um.... Trainer. Probably goes by a nickname like "Chip." 93 TIP LEARN TO READ THIS GIBBERISH WHEN YOU SEE IT ON THE PROGRAM. www.ideafestival.com 82-97.indd 90 3/20/14 10:08 AM