Louisville Magazine

MAR 2013

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back By Josh Moss board Lots going on around town this time of year. This ��owchart should help you navigate the madness. Good to see you again. What���re ya up to? Quiet, now. The Cards are on. What comes after the word ���Humana���? Huh, an IU fan. Knew there was one of you who subscribed. Ommmmm. O Guru Guru Guru, or why I don���t want to go to yoga class with you (Victor Jory Theatre, part of the Humana Fest). The title is a little mentally jarring, which seems anti-yoga to us. Come again? No, not that intense. But controversial is good. Isn���t there someplace I can go to just sit and turn my mind off? I mean, I like plays and everything, but ��� damn, Siva, nice pass! ���Insurance��� is your answer? Really? Well, uh, Kentucky Farm Bureau ��� that���s the loose insurance connection we���re making ��� is having its beef expo the ��rst weekend in March at the Kentucky Exposition Center. Mike Tyson ��� yes, the boxer and namesake of our all-time favorite Nintendo game ��� will be at the Palace March 23 for his one-man Broadway show. How���s your attention span? As long as the play���s intense, I���m good. Cry Old Kingdom. 1964. Haiti. Artist. Death squads (Bingham Theatre, part of the Humana Fest). Let me stop you right there. All of your rambling is making me sleepy. So check out Sleep Rock Thy Brain, which explores, well, sleeping (Lincoln Performing Arts School, part of the Humana Fest). 12 8 LOUISVILLE MAGAZINE 3.13 Seriously, who���d Cal pay off? Festival of New American Plays Sorry, I couldn���t hear you because my spouse was screaming about that ref���s call. Let me go to another room. OK, you were saying? Well, have you seen the title of what Pandora Productions is staging from March 14 to 24 at the Henry Clay? It���s a commentary on sexual identity and is titled Abraham Lincoln was a���. Funny guy. Insurance? Now you���re speaking our language. And it���s the 37th annual, at Actors Theatre from March 1 to April 7. Hey, are you even listening? Each of these ��� Two Conversations Overheard on Airplanes, 27 Ways I Didn���t Say ���Hi��� to Laurence Fishburne and Halfway, which takes place in a halfway home ��� is only 10 minutes long (Pamela Brown Auditorium, part of the Humana Fest). Ah, so UK did make the tournament? We wrote this in early February and weren���t sure. Kinda bored with all the hoops, actually. Oh-la-dee-po. Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap. Oh-la-dee-po. Sorry, sorry. Stay on the couch from now until April. Oh, and we know a doc who���ll diagnose you with mononucleosis if that���ll help your boss understand why you must stay away from the of��ce. Go Cats. Just get me out of this house. I���m following this nowchart. I like when a press release describes the main character as a ���so-so specimen of humanity.��� I like stories with family themes. Gnit (Pamela Brown Auditorium, part of the Humana Fest). 1. The Delling Shore. Two fathers-slash-novelists and their daughters. Lake house. Tension (Bingham Theatre, part of the Humana Fest). 2. Appropriate. Father dies. Three adult kids return to his perishing Arkansas plantation. Tension (Pamela Brown Auditorium, part of the Humana Fest).

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